a ton of blinded loyalty
for some of us it's comedy
it's all just a fantasy
someone stop the colony, someone stop the colony

flash your little smile
kiss more ass like you do
i'd rather be called nuts
than to be a 'yaaa dude'
you strut down the hall
you think you're the shit
yes i know you drink beer
but stop talking 'bout it
the party was sweet
i got so fucked up
you should've been there
i crashed my new truck
i got with this girl
yeah and man she was hot
but i lost my white hat
after we smoked too much pot

those kids suck, yeah they're fucking beat
those kids suck, nah nah not me
those kids suck, yeah check and see
those kids suck, yeah those kids suck

your mom dresses you
so your dad will approve
you've already mastered
his shit attitude
but don't even think
you won't get his gut
you'll be bald and stupid
hey cool guy, good luck

those kids suck, yeah they're fucking beat
those kids suck, nah nah not me
those kids suck, check it out and see
those kids suck, yeah those kids suck

a ton of blinded loyalty
to some of us it's comedy
it's all just a fantasy
someone stop the colony, someone stop the colony